THE NUMBERS OF THE LOCAL TAKE-OUT/DELIVERY PLACES ARE PROGRAMMED INTO YOUR SPEED-DIAL

WHEN YOU SAY "IT'S TIME FOR DINNER", EVERYONE RUNS FOR THE CAR.

THE LOCAL PIZZA DELIVERY SERVICE KNOWS YOUR VOICE AND NO LONGER HAS TO ASK FOR YOUR ADDRESS.

YOU HAVE CHEERIOS FOR DINNER AND FROSTED CHEERIOS FOR DESSERT.

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A FAVORITE MCDONALDS AMONG THE MANY YOU FREQUENT.

WHEN ASKED WHAT THEIR FAVORITE HOMEMADE MEAL IS, YOUR CHILDREN SAY "HOMEMADE CAMPBELLS SOUP OUT OF A CAN".

A "MEAL PLAN" IS CHECKING TO SEE WHICH DRIVE-THROUGH LINE IS THE SHORTEST.

OVERHEARD WHILE SHOPPING FROM A YOUNG MOTHER WHOSE 4-YEAR-OLD WAS HOLDING UP A BOX OF SOMETHING: "OH NO, HONEY. THAT HAS TO BE COOKED!".

YOU ARE SO PLEASED WITH YOUR LARGE OVEN BECAUSE YOU CAN STORE MORE LINENS IN THIS ONE.

YOUR WALK-IN PANTRY IS USED TO STORE CD'S

YOU KNOW YOU NEED A PERSONAL CHEF WHEN YOU HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE URGES FOR PROPYLENE GLYCOL ALGINATE.

YOU OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR MORE THAN THREE TIMES IN 30 MINUTES HOPING THAT SOMETHING NEW WILL APPEAR BY MAGIC.

WHEN SWANSONS IS FOR EVERYDAY AND STOUFFERS IS FOR COMPANY.